by Max Barry

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,419thMost Patriotic: 9,298thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,231st
The United States of
Authoritarian Democracy
Des Moines, Iowa
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Des Moines-IA-

Population4.2 billion

Currencydollar
Animalbald eagle

The United States of Des Moines-IA- is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, enslaved workforce, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.2 billion Des Moines-IA-ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Des Moines-IA-ian economy, worth 715 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,406 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, devotion to God is only skin-deep, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, and many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Des Moines-IA-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Des Moines-IA- is ranked 27,241st in the world and 196th in Aerospace for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,017.57 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,419thMost Patriotic: 9,298thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,231stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,439thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,729thMost Devout: 11,656thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,889thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,646thLargest Black Market: 13,188thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,422ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,145thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,464thBest Weather: 21,784thLowest Crime Rates: 23,261stLargest Governments: 23,521stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,952ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,770thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,241stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,946thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,991st
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Highest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the regionMost Stationary: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 45th in the regionMost Influential: 46th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Governments: 51st in the regionMost Devout: 53rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Des Moines-IA-, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Des Moines-IA-, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Following new legislation in Des Moines-IA-, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
  • : Following new legislation in Des Moines-IA-, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Des Moines-IA-, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Des Moines-IA- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Des Moines-IA-, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
  • : Following new legislation in Des Moines-IA-, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Following new legislation in Des Moines-IA-, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Des Moines-IA-, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.

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